Kids are adorable, they live in their own world and speak an utterly unique language. For this reason, young kids sometimes say the most bizarre things, and most parents don’t even know how to answer them. They will ask awkward questions in awkward places, and you won’t be able to do anything about it. In this post, we have listed stories of 30 parents who share the hilarious new names their kids gave to everyday things. Scroll down and read them for yourself, peeps. If your kids have ever surprised you with something like this, feel free to share it with us. Enjoy!